Just You, But More presents Calm, Yeah Right
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Relief without reinvention
Humor-based calm for real life
"Laugh first. Breathe later."
Calm for people who roll their eyes at calm.
If you've ever tried meditation and somehow
felt like you were failing at breathing...
This is for you.
If every "morning routine" makes you tired
before you start...
This is for you.
If you want to calm down but refuse
to turn it into a personality change...
This is for you.
"Calm, Yeah Right!" is a slightly unhinged collection of printable cards, wall prints, short PDf's
and audios designed to interrupt overthinking and lower nervous system volume without becoming
a program.
No modules.
No tracking.
No streaks.
No pressure.
No "journey."
No prioritizing personal development.
Just tools you can grab when your nervous system is loud. Just relief.
Get Calm, Yeah Right
An Absurd Mindfulness Experience For People Who Tried to
Be Calm And Immediately Felt Like They Were Doing It Wrong
You don't need a 6-week transformation.
You don't need to wake up at 5AM.
You don't need to breathe in a special way.
You don't need to earn calm.
You just need something that works "without turning into a personality change."
This Is For You If:
You've tried traditional mindfulness and felt judged by it.
You overthink everything, including "relaxing."
You want relief, not a self-improvement project.
You like humor when things feel intense.
You don't want homework.
You want something that actually helps in the moment.
What You Get
216 Printable Calm Cards. Funny. Slightly absurd. Disarming.
These aren't aesthetic beige affirmations.
They interrupt overthinking.
They lower your defenses with humor.
They give your brain something softer to hold.
Use them:
On your desk
On your mirror
As phone backgrounds
Taped to the fridge
During spirals
During boring Tuesdays
Print once. Print 100 times.
Use however you want.
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Calm x Chaos Calm, Yeah Right Wall Prints
Minimalist visual anchors.
They don't tell you what to do.
They remind you you're already here.
16 Short Affirmation Audios (1.5–3 Minutes Each)
These are not long meditations.
They are quick resets.
Play one when:
You're about to send the email.
You're sitting in the car.
You woke up already overwhelmed.
You want to calm down but refuse to "do a practice."
Short. Direct. Slightly unhinged. Actually regulating.
What Calm Is and What Calm Is Not PDF
List of 175 Calm is and is not statements PDF.
Have a little fun with what calm is and what calm is not. The following statements provide fun, real-life examples of calm. Some will make you say hum, some may make you cringe, some could make you think "so true", cause laughter, say yes out loud, cry, or just make you scream wow, that is so me! Whatever your mindset about being calm is, these will definitely give you something to think about.
Because calm is not:
Being emotionless
Fixing everything
Having no thoughts
Becoming a minimalist monk
And calm is:
Continuing while annoyed
Feeling feelings without narrating them
Letting things be unresolved
Not performing stability
Slightly Unhinged Guided Meditation
(About 4 minutes.)
Unpolished on purpose.
Lightly absurd on purpose.
Surprisingly grounding.
This is for when you need to calm down "right now" and do not want follow-up steps.
110 Truths About Calm - PDF and Audio
(11 Minutes)
A program
A course
A challenge
A transformation
A productivity system
A trauma deep dive
A habit tracke
Measure progress
Journal daily
Check in weekly
Improve yourself
Think too much
Feel deeply
Roll their eyes at rigid mindfulness
Want to feel better without becoming someone else
Monetizing your insecurity
Selling spiritual superiority
Packaging productivity as peace
Measuring your growth
Turning you into a before-and-after story
A lifestyle
An identity
A performance
A personality type